The Suburbs

You are Maria Gutierrez, HOA inspector and Mafia Roleblocker. Tired of being treated like the enemy when all you’re doing is trying to make the neighborhood nice to look at, your group of deranged HOA members decided to get start killing everyone off. If you are sent to do the kill, you cannot use your power that night. You win with mafia.

You are Timmy White, the neighborhood watchman and town cop. You can investigate one player each night to see if they are guilty. You win with town.

You are Johnny Johnson, that rebel kid all the town members don’t trust. As such, you’re worried about your safety and you can choose to hide each night. You win with town.

You are Gil Ganja and take pride in providing the Burbs with quality herb. You may pick one player each night to sell drugs to, and that person will be so high the next day that they won’t be able to talk in the thread. As it could harm town, your power is optional each night. You win with town.

You are Daryl Simpleton, the town pool boy. As the pool boy, you get to know who is at whose house. You are the town tracker, and can track one player each night. Also, you are having an affair with Busty Sinclair (Pants!) and are a mason with her. As Busty is married, it is probably best that your affair remain a secret. It’s up to you if want to let Busty know about your power. You win with town.

You are Busty Sinclair, and my oh my are you a busy girl or what? You’re the town nurse, and have a 50% chance of successfully protecting your target.
You’re also having an affair with Clint Steel (alexbutterfield) AND Daryl Simpleton (ben_german). You’re also, of course, married to Mark Sinclair (Shadow). Therefore, you are in three different mason groups -- one with each of your two lovers and one with your husband. It should be obvious, but it’s probably best for you if you don’t go around announcing your affairs to the town, and especially not to your husband. It’s OK though to announce to your lovers or in the thread about your being masoned to your husband. You can win normally with town, or if you and one of your two lovers (other than your husband, though he can be alive too) survives to the end, you will also get a win, even if mafia beats town.

You’re Stephanie Sanchez, the stereotypical soccer mom. As such, you’re a commuter, but you cannot commute on consecutive nights. You win with town.

You are Sally Smith, the neighborhood girl who always is out selling lemonade. As no one likes when little kids die, you get a one-time automatic self-save against night kills and lynches. You win with town.

You are Clint Steel, HOA member, mafia goon and lover/mason to Town’s Busty Sinclair (Pants!). Tired of being treated like the enemy when all you’re doing is trying to make the neighborhood nice to look at, your group of deranged HOA members decided to get start killing everyone off. However, you have been having an affair with Busty Sinclair from the town, and can have your own side forum/discussion with Busty. As Busty is married, it’s probably best the both of you keep your affair quiet from the town. Also, of course, Busty does not know you are mafia. Your scummates can know about your mason stuff. You win with mafia.

You are Pierce O. Shizer, HOA President and Mafia Godfather. Tired of being treated like the enemy when all you’re doing is trying to make the neighborhood nice to look at, your group of deranged HOA members decided to get start killing everyone off. You will show up innocent upon investigation. You may send one person to kill each night. The person sent to do the kill cannot use their power in the same night. You win with mafia.

You are Barny Barnabus, HOA member and Mafia busdriver. Tired of being treated like the enemy when all you’re doing is trying to make the neighborhood nice to look at, your group of deranged HOA members decided to get start killing everyone off. If you are sent to do the kill, you cannot use your power that night. You win with mafia.

You are William Parth, the neighborhood’s grouchy old gun-loving man. You are a paranoid gun owner, especially with the recent events. But you’re old and your aim ain’t what it used to be, so anyone visiting you at night has a 50 percent chance of getting killed. You win with town.

You are Mrs. Pigglesworth, the friendly neighborhood lady who loves to garden. As such, you’re always outside watching others. You may watch one player each night and see where they go. You win with town.

You are Shasta Clovers, the lovable girl next door. As such, you’re a popular townie, and it takes two extra votes to lynch you.

You are Mark Sinclair and you are married to Busty Sinclair (Pants!) and are a mason with her. You are suspecting that your wife is having an affair, though. You may not tell her that you know of/suspect the affair. You have a one-time vig kill, and if you kill your wife’s lover, you get an automatic win, which will only be announced when the game is over. Otherwise, you win with town.